You know how loads of girls write their about me’s as stuff like “Lucy. 16. Taken <3. Cats. Fun. Laughing. Summer”
Maybe I should write my own
“Adam. 20. Venemously hate most women unless they’re sleeping with me. Tortoise that shits everywhere. Stolen beer. Impotent rage. Don’t know what day it is.”
Todo lo pretencioso en esta vida se dice usando polisílabos.